"Eight is a lot of legs, David"

#He’s like a damn Disney prince

#who sleeps with all the other disney princes

05/19/13

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via radiotook)

05/19/13

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

(via radiotook)

05/19/13

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

bootymistress:

(via thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime)

05/19/13

chocolate-rdj:

Robert Downey Jr. and Sir Ben Kingsley fooling around in Moscow (April 10, 2013)

(via godtiss)

05/19/13

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

(via lastblogbender)

05/18/13

babyangelcastiel:

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though

#god it better not be a trilogy