ink-film-nibbles-script: “England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney The Americans: The British:
*when my name is in a math problem*
class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons
"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I...
gingerhaze: man, if I thought a two-minute doodle of Sean Bean holding kittens would’ve been this popular, maybe I would’ve watermarked it.
Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.
sheltymops: SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485). POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S) JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST) SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY). ARIEL (1890’S) BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION). CLARIE HUMMEL
i was watching Thor when my dad walked by my room
Loki: TELL MEEEE!!
my Dad: not with that attitude
bethboxin: Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing: Ron is 12 years old. Ron stole a car. Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE. I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what...
dersitemonarch: pleaseremembermefondly: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT excuse me check your blues clues before you call people ignorant sluts, motherfucker
obeydoritos: becontentwithoutperfection: barackobama: paulyoptosaurus: its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama I will punch you in the mouth. WAIT WHAT SOMEONE’S FEISTY
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today #I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative
shiphassailed: tigerpellets: I NEVER KNEW THIS I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE are you serious british people i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life