August 2012
July 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
riddlemehiddleston:
cat-adores-loki:
anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch
notkorra:
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
katara:
the bank of genovia must have been hurt by the european debt crisis and thats why the princess became catwoman and a master jewel thief
Watchforgetpolitics:
THIS. SCENE.
Man I still remember it after all this time, so iconic
criesandbecomesaslug:
omfg
I was looking up a reference picture for Steve
and I accidentally typed “Stove Rogers” and this is what I found
hanakatsumi:
foxnewsofficial:
i hope they use comic sans on your gravestone
itscandidlycara:
yo America listen up
if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down
80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains
i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat
confetti?
FUCK THAT
apple pIES
7 BILLION APPLE PIES
They should just start making up fake countries to...
improbablenormality:
simplydalektable:
emmiandthefireflies:
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
“There’s the Empire, with Darth Vader waving the flag.”
illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
There is a special place in Hell for the people...
solveitwithchocolate:
interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
everyflight-beginswith-afall:
weaponizedwit:
cutintostars:
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
#tony stark does not...
what's your favorite type of machine to use at the...
314eater:
the vending machine
