"Eight is a lot of legs, David"
May 2011
“I want to be president someday, so I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn’t any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie”
—
Leslie Knope (via loveisall)
Under the influence of chocolate
Those days when you don't know what to do with yourself
like do i read a book? watch a movie? go on tumblr?
sleep? pee? eat vienna sausage?
Hellooo summer :) well, before job starts
When you go to the bathroom at night
inside your mind:
then you are like:
RUN BITCH ! THEY’RE COMING FOR ME !
Submitted by theshapeofeight
