apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via cybergirlmind)

rcmclachlan:

radiationdude:

NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE

(via gnomesinmylaundry)

hermaeus-moras:

if anyone asks you what florida is like just show them this

hermaeus-moras:

if anyone asks you what florida is like just show them this

(via concentratedridiculousness)

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(via factoseintolerant)

tyleroakley:

THIS IS SOME FANFICTION SHIT RIGHT HERE

tyleroakley:

THIS IS SOME FANFICTION SHIT RIGHT HERE

(via concentratedridiculousness)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

(via concentratedridiculousness)

sentinalsofseveredflesh:

How do people hate this show

(via charlienight)

robelessd:

the holy trinity

(via weight-a-second)

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